Some new words and their definitions

anniversicat

a feline birthday (e.g. 'Happy anniversicat, Tiddles!')

clitch

the process involved in putting two pieces of Velcro together (e.g. 'I quickly clitched the cuffs of my anorak')

floozcho

an unreasonable and invasive quality associated with a cat called Floozie (Mick Short's cat) - parallel in meaning to 'macho' and the more recent female equivalent 'femcho', as in 'only femcho women refuse pain relief in childbirth' (e.g. 'Walking over my head when I'm asleep is typical Floozcho behaviour'.)

grippily

in a manner like that of being gripped (e.g. 'She addressed me grippily')